Sunday, April 5, 2009

Poetry Tough Talk

I’m after creative tough talk that incorporates poetry titles. Some examples, along with the author of the book…

If you don’t shut up I’m gonna kick you in the Magisterium!
(Joel Deane)

I’ll beat the Minorphysics out of you! (Paul Mitchell)

Meet my fists: Folly and Grief! (Jennifer Harrison)

That’s it, I’m going Atomic Ballet on you’re arse! (S K Kelen)

Let me serve you up some of my hot Kurri Kurri Book of the Dead! (Greg McLaren)

Ok. Time to bust out a little ManWolfMan (LK Holt)

5 comments:

typingspace said...

looks like no-one wants in on this one...

nathan curnow said...

how about...

Kiss my Enamel Earth Station! (Derek Motion) ;)

typingspace said...

you know, originally i was gonna write something like 'when i'm finished with you, you'll wish there was some other life but this', but i thought it was stupid. your attack on my poor little chapbook forced it out of me.

Ivy said...

:-D

nathan curnow said...

And this just in from Anonymous...

Suck my Wild Lemons (David Malouf)